it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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