I wanna bring you to show and tell
Say something about gay babies.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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