dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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