Just look for the house with the beer knights.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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