I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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