You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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