If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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