the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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