It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Randomize
