I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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