you're like a bully in the Christmas story
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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