i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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