If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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