And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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