dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I did not marry a roomba.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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