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(760): View more from California

No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.

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(208): View more from Idaho

all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

u downloaded tardy 4 the party

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then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record

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(919): View more from North Carolina

She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.

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(810): View more from Michigan

if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.

(616): View more from Michigan

is that what this stuff is?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices

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