If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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