Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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