you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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