Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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