Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Quick, to the slutcave!
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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