she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
