Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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