I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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