Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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