Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I have post one night stand depression
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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