how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
