it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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