Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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