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I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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