Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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