so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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