And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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