He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Watching her eat just hurts me
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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