i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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