totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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