Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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