You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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