Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
one two three fourrrrnication!
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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