Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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