How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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