we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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