it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
