awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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