I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
