i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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