it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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