i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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