Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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