everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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