drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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