Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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