I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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