why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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